It’s now official. February is the lamest month in the whole year. Why? because it doesn’t even have 30 days and the last week of January and most of February is utilized by the marketing world as a platform to push any stupid “Valentine’s” related item imaginable on anybody that will let them. I went to Boston’s for dinner Friday night and they had posters on the doors with pictures of pizza in a heart shape not to mention the new menu dedicated to that special day. Did anybody notice the difference in prices? Hmm I did.
I am sooo sick of February already that I wish I had a control like Adam Sandler in the movie “click” to fast forward to February 20th and then on to March. Does this month have to be useless to anybody who is single?
The pressure to be sympathetic to your “not single” friends is on. Having to endure endless conversations about their so called “special” day is nearly as bad as being stuck home watching a marathon of Julia Robert’s movies.
Am I the only one that has a problem with the excessive emphasis being placed on being in happy relationship?
So what to do on Valentine’s day? My first thought was to go to the movies with my friends but as Miss K intelligently pointed out that there’s probably going to be a few cutesy date movies coming out that weekend. So then I thought, well a nice dinner with my friends might be in order… well any decent restaurant will be catering to the other portion of the population that doesn’t have a “single” relationship status on facebook.
Am I to bury myself under my pillow and watch action and war movies all day on my laptop? should I drink some Nyquil to sleep the day way?
